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Putting this on a separate post too, because I need to make sure people see THIS:
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I’m losing my mind over this.
Time for the “Luocha is Yaoshi” theories, I guess.
I just wanted to make a PSA to anyone who has a Twitter, that now anyone who isn’t on Twitter will not be able to see your posts anymore, on desktop or mobile, even if your tweets aren’t private.
I have been watching it lock down from the outside for some time now:
First, it started out with the inability to infinitely scroll someone’s page without getting a pop up like in the first pic, but then if you pressed the x, you could continue.
Then the x disappeared and had no easy workarounds. So scrolling was permanently limited.
Then, you could no longer search for terms without getting a pop up; you could still search for people, but that was it. If you pressed the x on the pop up that happened while searching for terms, it would either infinitely spin and never take you anywhere, or throw you back to your previous page.
Then, the search bar ceased to exist except to take you to trending, and you could not search for either people or terms.
Now, you simply can’t view any post or page on Twitter at all unless you have an account.
If you want a social media account that all your fans and friends can access and view whether or not they have an account, do not choose Twitter as your main location. No one but other Twitter users will be able to see it.
Okay, I need you to read these lines…
And now, I dare you to tell me that Luocha wouldn’t be friends with Sampo.
If you still aren’t convinced, then go do Luocha’s companion quest.
And don’t forget to go back and do whatever is asked of you right after that quest. It’s very important.
And then… Don’t lie to my face and say that they wouldn’t have weirdly philosophical discussions disguised as mere small talk and marketing advice.
LET'S TALK ABOUT THE RATING GUN!
So, when you talk to the rating gun in Herta Space Station, it rates the characters, though the rating criteria is blatantly unclear.
When rating the main Trailblazing team, MC got 84 points, Dan Heng got 88, and March 7 has a mysterious "Rating invalid" message.
What the HELL is this thing's rating criteria?? At first I thought it might be something related to story importance, but Welt is scored at an ASTONISHING 5 points.
So what is it rating? Strength? I don't think that's right either, though... attempting this with some other characters, Seele got 33, while Natasha got 32.
Of course, I can't test this with characters I don't have, so y'all will have to bear with me a little on this!
The highest score I've been able to find with my characters was Yanqing at a whopping 99 points, and Pela a close second at 93.
Herta was placed even LOWER than Welt, at a tiny 4 points...
...while Hook is one point higher than Welt, at 6 points.
The rest of the characters I had rated as such:
Seems pretty standard, kind of? But then I got to Sampo.
...what? This is the same rating as March 7--a character I can understand being unable to be rated due to her "mysterious past" or whatever you would want to call it.
See, I already suspected that Sampo would be an important character later--everything about him screams suspicious, but this is on a different level. His actions on Jarilo IV is what lead us to save the planet, after all--us finding him, him taking us to meet Gepard, him taking us AND Bronya to the Underground, letting Bronya figure out the truth so she can take action, bringing Natasha to us so we don't die, etc, etc.
Not even MENTIONING the fact that he knows about the Astral Express, meaning he's definitely at least a space traveler, just like we are. Just... what the hell is up with this guy??
...Just what exactly are you hiding, Mr. Koski?
So, I saw this post again and I thought "Hey, I wonder what LUOCHA's rating is :D"
I...
I can't say I wasn't thinking about this possibility...
But HOLY FU-
Could he be...? Yaoshi...?
Or is it just because he's Star Rail's Otto Apocalypse...?
Jing Yuan also gets an invalid rating. I know Clara and a couple others idr exactly get specifically no rating. Silver Wolf presumably hacked her rating to say 110 because the voice sounds fake when it speaks.
I do want to know what the rating system is though, and if higher numbers are better or worse to have. So curious! Though I know some have speculated getting the error means the indiviual is just the Aeon themselves, I'm incredibly doubtful of that. I won't say it is off the table! But that would def need a whole lot more evidence for me to take it seriously as a theory.
Jing Yuan could simply be extremely powerful… but I just saw one of Luocha’s Light Cone animation again and how he is specifically hiding from Jing Yuan, so I can’t rule out the “Jing Yuan is Lan” possibility…
The question that remains is: could they really BE the Aeons? Or are they more akin to “champions” of the Aeons? Specific “chosen ones”?
Also while we’re here I want everyone to appreciate that This
This wild, wonderful, beautifully animated and heartfelt queer story started here
Here, on tumblr, by an art student who was wrestling with his identity, mental health, and religious trauma
Tell your stories, kids, you never know how many people will thank you for it
~Ranni the Witch, finished!~
Now I have to look for the Six Fanart list because I don't know which character is coming next... 🤪
like all lapsed catholics i don’t actually believe in hell unless it’s for comedic purposes
that’s right
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